i finally found the bloody book i was scouring the whole island for!
I, Lucifer by Glen Duncan.
in short, its somewhat a autobiography in the Devil's viewpoint
and its so deliciously blasphemous that if you showed Victor Lum (my over zealous programming lecturer who stormed out during prom as the host was talking about porn and stuff) he'd probably foam at his mouth and drop dead.
an example? i hear you asking. so a small paragraph to entertain.
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.) But I'm not just talking about the boobs or bums, inspired though those innovations were, I'm sure we've all agreed
I guess I'd be willing to loan the book out, though there's already two person in queue.
hair modification!
elly and her sister has managed to dye my hair without me knowing.
cute and cheeky girls...
end results, a little purple patch and straightened hair.
world of difference i tell you.
went around exploring food places around the east area, wanton mee and bak chang.
massive oversleep on the train, that caused a delay of like 1 hour.
edit: i just noticed that while i was ripping off fren's contacts from jason's blog, i forgot to put his in, thus i took the effort to do so.
one possible benefit of living in a nazi world, under the leadership of Mr. Hitler:
should anyone try to stick political daggers in your back, you're allowed to shoot him (literally) or throw him/her into the gas chamber and watch their skin burn.
makes even keeping that ugly square patch seems worthwhile
and darn i need to go back to school.
in 1 single msn conversation, i think i made like 10.000 spelling errors. and errors that i actually noticed, but simply have no idea how its supposed to be spelt.
wow... its almost july already... talk about time flying...
it seems not long ago...
1. i was a np student ( though i was never in school whenever i was needed )
2. i had near to zero knowledge of wine ( not that i have enough now )
3. i was clubbing on a regular basis ( not now, getting too old for that )
4. my life was easy and carefree ( too busy dodging daggers to have a life now )
5. i was hankering after what was never to be mine ( intelligence was never my forte )
6. i was able to meet my friends on a daily basis ( now? advance booking please! )
7. i didn't have the slightest idea how to tie a tie ( now i know of at least 3 different ways )
8. i totally forgot about your existance ( and i wonder if its too late for amends? )
my.. this post is so total random i don't even know what i'm talking about
bored. bored. bored.
supposed to be doing up notes to 'educate' my new colleagues.
obviously i'm not doing what i'm supposed to. when have i anyway.
daggers flying around in the office. the last i heard i had a couple of them sticking outta my back.
isn't working life just a dear?
it lets you see all walks of life, and makes u feel like making sure they'll never walk again.
did i mention that some people are utter genius? just take this little phonecall i answered.
'hi, do you guys sell singapore sling?'
fyi i'm working in a wine shop, a retailer, a wholesaler.
definitely ranks high among the 'bloody idiotic phonecall list'
along with some others like 'hi do you have gao liang' and 'hi do you have non-alcoholic wine?'
graduation! at long last...
waking up at 6 is pure torture, not to mention slowly waiting for your turn in a gaudy looking 'dress' that somehow or another always manages to get stuck in my seat.
amazing how girls can wear skirts, seem like one hell of a hassle...
the technical difficulties of using the lavatory in THAT dress is one nightmare i'd really rather forget.
was kinda rooting for some surprises here and there, like people falling off the stage or puking due to stage fright or something along the line.
but alas! guess my graduation was predestined to be mundane and normal.
random photo taking sessions, running around, talking to old friends and stuff.
ran off to vivo to have lunch with weili, jessie, si rui, ren hao and that fat zul.
met jason to shop for his sister's present, brought some random anna sui perfume from a rather interesting salesgirl.
interesting in a sense she looked pretty cute, and was desperately trying to do something to her eyelashes when we went to her counter. end result? she served us with one eyelash done, and the other 'unprocessed'
talk about having a hard time trying not to laugh.
end up at vil'lage for a snack.
talks about politics, the world and random stuff. its amazing how far some conversations can stretch.
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paid visit to some respiratory specialist yesterday! (you know he's a specialist cause he charged me $250 for the consultation, at which the nurse was fast to inform me its at a discounted rate)
seems i've got a incurable disease!
though not in the traditional sense (hah! disappointed aren't you)
guess my little sinus problem is here to stay after all, genetic issues and stuff
dinner following that was so totally random i think details are better left untold.
running into random people you dont normally expect to was a interesting element, i guess
ahh finally got off my lazy arse and updated the friend's list, still lost pretty much of them tho.
trust someone who spent the last 3 years in a computer related course to forget to back up date.
either ways, i guess if u're name isnt on the list, and you happen to know who i am, guess i'll appreciate it if u left a comment or something.
and i guess i should give
jason some limited credits, considering i ripped off his whole friend's list and removed the people i dont think i know.
limited credit because the links were in total disarray, thus some effort in arranging them. but guess i cant complain about free stuff.
some random mahjong session that went from a lack of players to an abundance! but that's for later.
in the midtime, let's see if i can actually follow that 1am bedtime restriction i placed on myself.
except the fact my computer's clock reads 1.07am.
Dinner! at Brown Sugar. (a pun of Rolling Stones?)
our dear ms. ade was supposed to join in, save for some random win at tickets. gotta say, some people have all the luck.
well, heck there'll be a 2nd visit.
food was kinky! but the service was like hooking up the hottest girl in a club only to find out its actually a guy. and btw jason, if you happen to read this, it is by no means a pun on your little encounter at mos.
either ways, main course: Wagyu beef burger topped with fois gras.
pretty impressive, i mean well, it is my first experience at wagyu beef, but i guess i'd still prefer 1 whole slab of meat.
transport was hell too... its located at some ulu Stardus Clubhouse.
and how cute is it that our dinner dates were blushing like flowers in spring.
except the part that i have never actually left dear tropical singapore, and thus never really experienced spring, but thats beside the point.
exploring dinner places are cool stuff! what better way to enjoy life than a nice dinner and nice wines.
well i guess i could elaborate, but i have 500 songs to rename, led zeppelin and stuff, bands i wouldnt expect most to know, but well... beats all the wannabe bands nowadays...
