if wine were our wife, tequila would be our mistress

i finally found the bloody book i was scouring the whole island for!

I, Lucifer by Glen Duncan.

in short, its somewhat a autobiography in the Devil's viewpoint

and its so deliciously blasphemous that if you showed Victor Lum (my over zealous programming lecturer who stormed out during prom as the host was talking about porn and stuff) he'd probably foam at his mouth and drop dead.

an example? i hear you asking. so a small paragraph to entertain.

The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.) But I'm not just talking about the boobs or bums, inspired though those innovations were, I'm sure we've all agreed

I guess I'd be willing to loan the book out, though there's already two person in queue.

posted by vinzzzz @ 11:44 PM